I’m not sure if you can hear me over how awesome I am; so listen closely. There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into this insanely sweet game: I’m a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I’ve been described as unstable; which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait; do sane people say coo-coo?) I hunger for two things; chimichangas and more chimichangas (mmm… chimichangas) I’m gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) So yeah be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)
- I made sure to capture all my good sides so I made my game a third-person action-shooter.
- Keep a look out because some of my X-Men pals (Whoa what pals?!?) will be making an appearance.
- I’m really good at killing so I made it a blast stringing together combos jumping from really REALLY high places and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
- I brought my skills and a butt-load of my favorite things. Katanas (check) guns (bang!) explosives (boom) duct tape (quack) and of course yours truly–ME! (Checkmate!)